The Heart of a Champion

A couple years ago, a young deer in the prime of his life was jogging down the street near the brush where he lived. He was training for his big chance to join the football team. He had been training all year. Unfortunately, one neglectful deer plus one speeding car equals disaster. The poor little guy's dreams of becoming a star wide receiver and of course his leg, were shattered. He was immediately rushed to the nearest deer hospital where the deer doctor made quick work off making him look like a pirate so the other deers wouldn't mess with him. So now, after extensive rehabilitation, our little furry hero can hobble and limp like a pro. It's true that his dreams of being the next Jerry Rice are (and pretty much always were) out the window, but at least he's home now and making the best of it.

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