A Christmas Tradition

For those of you who don't know, Keith and I have been giving each other gag gifts since we were little. It all started with Keith giving me a large box as an extra gift with nothing but a nasty potato in it. One particular highlight was at Mom and Dad's where I was presented with a delightfully wrapped deer's leg. A few years later he gave me a toy deer with a peg leg. So this year I gave him a little something in return...